THE VALIDATION MAP
The 5 Roast Rocket Planets
Each planet attacks one way startup ideas fail: founder fit, market reality, timing, business model, and moat. Learn the test before you launch the roast.
PLANET 1/5
Earth
Founder Fit
Why you? What's your unfair edge?
PLANET 2/5
Proxima b
Market Reality
Who hurts badly enough to pay?
PLANET 3/5
Betelgeuse
Startup Timing
Why now? What changed?
PLANET 4/5
Kepler-442b
Business Model
Does the math actually work?
PLANET 5/5
Cygnus X-1
Competitive Moat
What stops clones from eating you alive?
Ready For The Full Roast?
Drop your idea into the launcher and let all five planets test it in sequence.
LAUNCH YOUR ROCKET